DON'T LET THE TURKEYS GET YOU DOWN | HEN HOUSE LINENS

I find this bit of plucky advice particularly appropriate when preparing for Thanksgiving.  [So much so, we slapped it on a kitchen towel as a reminder when you are in it up to your own turkey wattle.]  Whether you are stymied by actual butterballs or by the cuckoo birds with whom you spend the holiday, just gird your loins [turkey's too], have a sympathetic sounding board [my dog], remember the gravy, and when all else fails, wine.